I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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