was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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