We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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