He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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