she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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