I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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