I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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