If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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