absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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