Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
