I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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