No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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