i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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