so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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