i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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