ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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