that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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