How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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