I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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