Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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