dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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