Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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