he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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