Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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