no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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