WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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