walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
