theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I enjoy the company of your penis
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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