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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.