Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?