I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.