ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.