try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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