are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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