so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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