i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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