My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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