so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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