Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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