just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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