you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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