Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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