Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My dick has a subreddit
You are the jesus of drinking
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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