After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
my poor anus
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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