Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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