are you so shy because you have an std?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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