I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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