Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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