So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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