new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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