She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
