Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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