bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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