woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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