# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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