How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just want nice things and good sex
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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