i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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